These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with

the most romantic first line but least romantic second line for a

valentine:



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.



I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother



Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot

This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming



My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.





Look, good things come in JUNK MAIL :bigok:

 

wheres the part where i laugh?

 

i am not seeing it

 

Ha ha.

 

Dicks :bigok:

 

hahahaha I thought it was funny!!

 

LMFAO!!







**i love you so much but can say i'm a wussy-

**i dont have the heart to say "go wash your *****"

 

that was good :bigthumg:

 

You give me everything I lack,

Except you are horrible in the sack,



I love your big, wonderful breasts,

But are women supposed to have hair on their chests?

 

I like girls. They are cool.



I like *****. It makes me drool.