These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line for a valentine: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way? What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Look, good things come in JUNK MAIL :bigok: |
wheres the part where i laugh?
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Originally Posted by bigtime' date='Jan 31 2003, 10:58 PM
wheres the part where i laugh?
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Dicks :bigok:
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hahahaha I thought it was funny!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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LMFAO!!
**i love you so much but can say i'm a wussy- **i dont have the heart to say "go wash your *****" |
that was good :bigthumg:
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You give me everything I lack,
Except you are horrible in the sack, I love your big, wonderful breasts, But are women supposed to have hair on their chests? |
I like girls. They are cool.
I like *****. It makes me drool. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
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