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Jun 20, 2002 | 01:22 PM

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UniqueTII

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Hahaha...another good one.

Jun 20, 2002 | 11:26 PM

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The Blue Bomber

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please no more i can't take it

Jun 21, 2002 | 09:31 AM

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Rotarydragon

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From: Close enough to annoy you.

Didja hear about the carpenters that formed a marching band?

They called themselves the Tuba Fours

Jun 21, 2002 | 09:42 AM

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bigtime

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From: transylvania

did u hear about that old lady that cooks her carrots and peas in the same pot?

she got arrested for being unsanitary.

Jun 21, 2002 | 11:42 AM

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winger

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

Jun 21, 2002 | 01:05 PM

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1988RedT2

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From: VA

How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?

Shine a light in her ear!

Jun 22, 2002 | 07:31 AM

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Rotarydragon

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From: Close enough to annoy you.

Did you hear the RX-8's dimmer switch is going to be on the floor?

Yeah blonds kept getting their legs tangled up in the steering wheel.

Jun 22, 2002 | 09:10 AM

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bigtime

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From: transylvania

i dont get it

Jun 22, 2002 | 10:11 AM

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Rotarydragon

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From: Close enough to annoy you.

Dimmer Switch = High beams

On old cars it was on the floorboard before they moved it up to the steering column.

Jun 22, 2002 | 10:48 AM

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bigtime

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From: transylvania

k its not funny

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