Lets pick on ARKANSAS!
02-16-2006, 09:20 AM
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A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til
she's 14.
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How ! Do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
Sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
Pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
Age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
Schools.
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W hat do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
Would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30
And says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
Library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! Up in
Flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a
Couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a
Mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You
Ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". Joe
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what
Do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
Bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til
she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How ! Do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
Sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
Pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
Age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
Schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W hat do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
Would have been called a teeth brush.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30
And says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
Library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! Up in
Flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a
Couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a
Mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You
Ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". Joe
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what
Do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
Bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
02-18-2006, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by trianglepower' post='802578' date='Feb 17 2006, 10:06 PM
Yep, those sound true about Mississippi as well.
true story!
mazda had a bunch of job openings at the wherehouse in mississippi (this is like 99ish?). they got 1000 applications, 5 of those people could read
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