A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire



Estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til



she's 14.



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How ! Do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?



When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my



Sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."



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How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?



There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his



Pickup truck.



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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking



Age in Arkansas to 32?



It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high



Schools.



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W hat do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?



Documentaries.



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Where was the toothbrush invented?



Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it



Would have been called a teeth brush.



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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30



And says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"



And the driver replies "Bout wut?"



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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State



Lottery?



The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.



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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!



Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The



Library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! Up in



Flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.



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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a



Couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.



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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a



Mudslide.



The bartender looks at the man and says, "You



Ain't from 'round here are ya?



"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". Joe



The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what



Do ya do in Pennsylvania?"



"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.



The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,



"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?



"The man says,"I mount animals".



The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole



Bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

haha.



then you might be a redneck!

Hahahah, that's good!

Yup. Thet thar's a good un, fer shore!

Yep, those sound true about Mississippi as well.

arkansas almost makes fun if itself!

true story!



mazda had a bunch of job openings at the wherehouse in mississippi (this is like 99ish?). they got 1000 applications, 5 of those people could read https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif