i saw this on another forum i frequent and i thought it was pretty funny and some people here might enjoy it.. i havent been here as much so it may be a repost but i havent seen it yet so here ya go https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/happy.png



http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/...eo/JP_Full2.wmv

Here's a link that works https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png : http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/m...o/JP_Full2.wmv



It's ok - Hypochristianity https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif I'll have to remember that.



Mark

Keep your Jesus off my penis, keep your Bible off my balls...and keep this ******* song off my internet!

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 25 2005, 06:01 PM']Keep your Jesus off my penis, keep your Bible off my balls...and keep this ******* song off my internet!


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Great. I just had my back turned to my office door while reconfiguring the cat-5 cables in the hubs...I got caught singing this song by our CFO....Her response.



"Hmmm, that's a catch jingle, can you come up to my office" I was so red I looked like a tomato. Fortunately the office visit had nothing to do with the Jesus, Pensis performance.

I can't wait for Jesus to show this guy his video when he stands before him when he dies.



Words can not express the irony of such people...



I'll stay out of this thread furthermore... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

i'm pretty sure it was meant more as a social commentary about the hypocrisy of the US, not as a personal dig against big baby jesus



and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?

Exactly, it's about the government imposing religious views, not about god or jesus.



- Hand

who gives a **** about church. You only live once, and you dont need to go to church every week to be "accepted by jesus". Live and let die mutha fuka

[quote name='RussellTT94' date='Apr 26 2005, 11:54 AM']i'm pretty sure it was meant more as a social commentary about the hypocrisy of the US, not as a personal dig against big baby jesus



and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?


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Humility? Sure. I'm very humble. But Jesus also spoke out against other things as well, even tossed tables aside...



It was only with GenD sincerety, you should know that. Let's not turn this into another "Elitist" thread.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png



Close, NoPenis, you're right about it not being about traditions as far as Church is concerned. But it's really about the heart, the intention, the drive. I don't go to church out of pressure.



Doh, I posted. Oh well, back to work https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/violin.gif

i'm athiest and that song still annoyed me....

I'm an atheist, and THAT SONG KICKED ASS. I'll put that song on my balls.

I agree with the whole goverment thig, but i also agree that that song pissed me off

He cant sing, id like to see him airguitar some metallica now thats skill!

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Apr 27 2005, 12:18 AM']I'm an atheist, and THAT SONG KICKED ASS. I'll put that song on my balls.


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well at least one person liked it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png thought more of you guys had a better sense of humor

I thought it was pretty good.

The song was not about jesus. God damn... you people are retarded.



Thats right.. go back to work. Because fort he next 40 years of your life you'll being doing just that. Because you dont use your heads ... god damn retards.



I think maybe 4 people in this thread actually understood what the video was about. The rest heard the name jesus and made up their minds. You people should die, you live a pathetic existence.

did anyone else listen to any of the other songs he does



listening to jesus envy right now



it was funny, on a comentary level, but on a religious level, im not sure who is going to hell faster, him for singing it or me for listening to it and then listening to everything else he did lol

[quote name='sidewinderx7' date='Apr 27 2005, 10:36 PM']The song was not about jesus. God damn... you people are retarded.



Thats right.. go back to work. Because fort he next 40 years of your life you'll being doing just that. Because you dont use your heads ... god damn retards.



I think maybe 4 people in this thread actually understood what the video was about. The rest heard the name jesus and made up their minds. You people should die, you live a pathetic existence.


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I know that... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif



Don't say only 4 people understood, you know you think everyone else did BUT me.



But it's obvious this man has no faith and is mocking a real God. I was using GenD slight sarcasm and abrasive seriousness (wow, just as you are) to make a point.



You need to either calm down or research how rediculously ironic both your post and this idiot's songs are.

I think it's BS that people in here can run around with this attitude but the moment I say a word I'm either an elitist prick or an *******.



Ask NoPistons94, Rx7Deficient, or BrettVance, or anyone else on this board who has met me in person. I'm no such thing.



This is getting old.

[quote name='PhoenixDownVII' date='Apr 28 2005, 01:42 AM']



You need to either calm down or research how rediculously ironic both your post and this idiot's songs are.


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And that's from a P O L I T I C A L standpoint, not a religious one. (I know, me being inferior to you and all, that you won't JUMP TO conclusions or anything right? Only I would, the emotional christian that makes quick assumptions...)



You really thought I seriously felt God would literally show the video? It's rediculous to even predict that.

nopistons94 or nopistons93?

[quote name='Lothema' date='Apr 28 2005, 01:53 AM']nopistons94 or nopistons93?


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NoPistons93, my bad. Jio too (amp)...



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

hey pheonix, do you read a lot of calvin and hobbes comics?

I just think youre an idiot for eating up every fairy tale youre fed without question.



But thats the difference between me and you. Live as you want, and I'll like as I want ... And just like homie said in his song, keep your jesus off my penis. Understand that one?

Hahaha pulls out bag of popcorn.



- Hand

When you let someone on the internet piss you off, the gremlins win.

[quote name='sidewinderx7' date='Apr 28 2005, 06:28 AM']I just think youre an idiot for eating up every fairy tale youre fed without question.



But thats the difference between me and you. Live as you want, and I'll like as I want ... And just like homie said in his song, keep your jesus off my penis. Understand that one?


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I'm glad you "Think" I'm an idiot. What I *KNOW* about you is, your a hypocritical, typical individual making the same assumptions you'd blame me for passing onto you.



I never put Jesus on anyone's genitals. I'm NEVER shoving it over on anyone.



I'm out for a trip to South Carolina... Bye honey.

[quote name='Lothema' date='Apr 28 2005, 03:32 AM']hey pheonix, do you read a lot of calvin and hobbes comics?


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YES! They're always a good read. I plan on painting Calvin and Hobbes on the wall of my room someday, playin guitar and drums or something involving music https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png

Religion is a topic to which the discussion never ends, finish the discussion in the streets with nerf bats and agree to disagree.

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 28 2005, 09:13 AM']Religion is a topic to which the discussion never ends, finish the discussion in the streets with nerf bats and agree to disagree.


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No I want to see blood damnit. Use real bats!!!



- Hand

to me it sounds like Phoenix is judging the guy who performed the video



i thought that right was reserved for big J

[quote name='RussellTT94' date='Apr 28 2005, 01:40 PM']to me it sounds like Phoenix is judging the guy who performed the video



i thought that right was reserved for big J


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Right. My comment is derived from a notion from this guy that is somewhat obvious. Again, it was with GenD sincerety..



I judge nobody. I say just as much "Judgemental" things as you all have thrown upon me...they're all opinions and fall at the hands of "Big J" in the end anyhow. I am no such Judge.

that guy kicks ass!

[quote name='TylerTRD' date='Apr 28 2005, 01:11 PM']that guy licks ass!


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FIXED!

...ouch?

my name on RX7club is nopistons94 thats why dan said that.





but my name should be nopistons94 on here anyway hehe

[quote name='nopistons93' date='Apr 28 2005, 04:55 PM']

but my name should be nopistons94 on here anyway hehe


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Damn straight, have Phins change it.



Welcome to the "Better year of the Rx7 in America where paint lasts and interior parts stay in-tact" club...we're all elitist assholes...

I think with a little more discussion we can resolve this conflict. Let's see.... people have been fighting over religion for what... a few thousand years? If we devote another post or two I'm sure we can clear this up right away. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='PhoenixDownVII' date='Apr 28 2005, 05:15 PM']Damn straight, have Phins change it.



Welcome to the "Better year of the Rx7 in America where paint lasts and interior parts stay in-tact" club...we're all elitist assholes...


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yea my paint is pretty damn good for being 13 years old now. And my interior is for some reason mostly perfect. is there something special in the air for us 94 owners ? hehehe no fucked up paint/plastic for us.

Why is it when someone mentions gremlins, phoenix comes out of nowhere?