Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
04-25-2005, 04:24 AM
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i saw this on another forum i frequent and i thought it was pretty funny and some people here might enjoy it.. i havent been here as much so it may be a repost but i havent seen it yet so here ya go 
http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/...eo/JP_Full2.wmv
http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/...eo/JP_Full2.wmv
04-25-2005, 01:27 PM
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Here's a link that works : http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/m...o/JP_Full2.wmv
It's ok - Hypochristianity I'll have to remember that.
Mark
It's ok - Hypochristianity
Mark
04-26-2005, 08:11 AM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 25 2005, 06:01 PM']Keep your Jesus off my *****, keep your Bible off my *****...and keep this ******* song off my internet!
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Great. I just had my back turned to my office door while reconfiguring the cat-5 cables in the hubs...I got caught singing this song by our CFO....Her response.
"Hmmm, that's a catch jingle, can you come up to my office" I was so red I looked like a tomato. Fortunately the office visit had nothing to do with the Jesus, Pensis performance.
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Great. I just had my back turned to my office door while reconfiguring the cat-5 cables in the hubs...I got caught singing this song by our CFO....Her response.
"Hmmm, that's a catch jingle, can you come up to my office" I was so red I looked like a tomato. Fortunately the office visit had nothing to do with the Jesus, Pensis performance.
04-26-2005, 10:54 AM
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i'm pretty sure it was meant more as a social commentary about the hypocrisy of the US, not as a personal dig against big baby jesus
and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?
and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?
04-26-2005, 01:29 PM
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[quote name='RussellTT94' date='Apr 26 2005, 11:54 AM']i'm pretty sure it was meant more as a social commentary about the hypocrisy of the US, not as a personal dig against big baby jesus
and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?
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Humility? Sure. I'm very humble. But Jesus also spoke out against other things as well, even tossed tables aside...
It was only with GenD sincerety, you should know that. Let's not turn this into another "Elitist" thread..
Close, NoPenis, you're right about it not being about traditions as far as Church is concerned. But it's really about the heart, the intention, the drive. I don't go to church out of pressure.
Doh, I posted. Oh well, back to work
and for someone who is so christian, you are very boastful. didn't jesus teach you any humility?
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Humility? Sure. I'm very humble. But Jesus also spoke out against other things as well, even tossed tables aside...
It was only with GenD sincerety, you should know that. Let's not turn this into another "Elitist" thread..
Close, NoPenis, you're right about it not being about traditions as far as Church is concerned. But it's really about the heart, the intention, the drive. I don't go to church out of pressure.
Doh, I posted. Oh well, back to work
