THE JOKE THREAD
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From: Tallahassee, FL
3 strings walk into a bar. The first asks the bartender for a drink, and he responds "we don't serve you strings here." The second decides that if he asks politely, he might get a drink. So he goes to the bartender and says "Please, kind sir, if it isn't any trouble to you, could I quench my thirst with some of your fine spirits?" The bartender smiled, and said "get the hell out before I break out the shears." The second string bolted for the door. The third string gets all MacGyver thinking, goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot and messes up his hair a lot. He then goes to the bartender and asks, "could I get a drink?" The bartender responds, "hey, aren't you a string?" Then the string says, "No, I'm afraid not."
(a frayed knot......it's better verbally...whatever)
(a frayed knot......it's better verbally...whatever)
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Joined: Jan 2002
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From: CT
A Georgian couple (The country, not the state - Know for having bad hygeine habits) walks into a pet store. He husband says to the wife...Honey, its our annyversary, you can have anything you want from here. She takes her time a looks around for a while, then she grabs a skunk and says "this is what I want". The husband says ok, but "what are you gonna do with the skunk?" She says "Well I'm gonna put it down my pants of course!" The husband responds..."but what about the smell?" She anwsers, "if it dies, it dies"
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From: transylvania
Originally Posted by sunshine' date='Nov 20 2002, 02:09 PM
A Georgian couple (The country, not the state - Know for having bad hygeine habits) walks into a pet store. He husband says to the wife...Honey, its our annyversary, you can have anything you want from here. She takes her time a looks around for a while, then she grabs a skunk and says "this is what I want". The husband says ok, but "what are you gonna do with the skunk?" She says "Well I'm gonna put it down my pants of course!" The husband responds..."but what about the smell?" She anwsers, "if it dies, it dies"
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From: I'M RIGHT HERE!!! in Toronto
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 20 2002, 01:50 PM
3 strings walk into a bar. The first asks the bartender for a drink, and he responds "we don't serve you strings here." The second decides that if he asks politely, he might get a drink. So he goes to the bartender and says "Please, kind sir, if it isn't any trouble to you, could I quench my thirst with some of your fine spirits?" The bartender smiled, and said "get the hell out before I break out the shears." The second string bolted for the door. The third string gets all MacGyver thinking, goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot and messes up his hair a lot. He then goes to the bartender and asks, "could I get a drink?" The bartender responds, "hey, aren't you a string?" Then the string says, "No, I'm afraid not."
(a frayed knot......it's better verbally...whatever)
(a frayed knot......it's better verbally...whatever)
HAhahaha!
