http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodus



i guess he was a really shitty emporer....



he was probably also the first to be strangled by his personal trainer, in the bathtub...

 

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Comicus: The Christians are so poor...

Swiftus: How poor are they?

Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.

[drumbeat, everyone laughs]

Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

 

uhhh., ok

 

you dont think emporer commode is funny?

 

i think its ironic that he started the decline of the roman empire.... or rather sent it down the crapper.

 

yeah, i read the book "history of the world and amost everything" and was struck by how much stuff is named for the guy who invented it. so i think its funny

 

I thought the inventor of the toilet was Sir Thomas Crapper?

 

The modern toilet.

 

i thought his name was John

 

What goes threw the mind when u want to develop a toilet......



i bet he hate stepping on crap when he walked around the street of his dying empire...