inventor of the toilet!
#1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodus
i guess he was a really shitty emporer....
he was probably also the first to be strangled by his personal trainer, in the bathtub...
i guess he was a really shitty emporer....
he was probably also the first to be strangled by his personal trainer, in the bathtub...
#2
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Comicus: The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
Comicus: The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.