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j9fd3s 08-12-2006 11:21 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodus



i guess he was a really shitty emporer....



he was probably also the first to be strangled by his personal trainer, in the bathtub...

cymfc3s 08-12-2006 05:40 PM

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Comicus: The Christians are so poor...

Swiftus: How poor are they?

Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.

[drumbeat, everyone laughs]

Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

phinsup 08-12-2006 05:52 PM

uhhh., ok

j9fd3s 08-12-2006 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='832569' date='Aug 12 2006, 03:52 PM

uhhh., ok



you dont think emporer commode is funny?

phinsup 08-12-2006 06:18 PM

i think its ironic that he started the decline of the roman empire.... or rather sent it down the crapper.

j9fd3s 08-12-2006 06:29 PM

yeah, i read the book "history of the world and amost everything" and was struck by how much stuff is named for the guy who invented it. so i think its funny

Rob x-7 08-12-2006 07:12 PM

I thought the inventor of the toilet was Sir Thomas Crapper?

RONIN FC 08-13-2006 07:14 AM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='832576' date='Aug 12 2006, 08:12 PM
I thought the inventor of the toilet was Sir Thomas Crapper?

The modern toilet.

GreyGT-C 08-13-2006 08:28 AM

i thought his name was John

NotalesS 08-13-2006 06:14 PM

What goes threw the mind when u want to develop a toilet......



i bet he hate stepping on crap when he walked around the street of his dying empire...


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