Introducing....
08-16-2002, 11:58 AM
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> Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee
>> > mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day
>> > in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That
>> > afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his
>> > second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That
>> > afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
>> > On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .
>> > The Army is still looking for him.
>> > mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day
>> > in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That
>> > afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his
>> > second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That
>> > afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
>> > On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .
>> > The Army is still looking for him.
08-16-2002, 01:45 PM
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Guys!
You're supposed to add jokes to the thread.
C'mon now. Do I have to explain everything?
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a
>much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show
>you?" he asked.
>"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
>"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
>"Sectional, schmectional," she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an
>occasional piece in the living room!"
You're supposed to add jokes to the thread.
C'mon now. Do I have to explain everything?
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a
>much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show
>you?" he asked.
>"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
>"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
>"Sectional, schmectional," she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an
>occasional piece in the living room!"
08-16-2002, 02:30 PM
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There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’".
"How do you play that?" asked the redneck.
"It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, "we can play it next recess."
So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the Spanish boy, "Lets play."
The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.
"You win for sure," they both said.
Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, "So did you make any new friends today?"
"Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."
His mother laughed and replied, "No sweetie, you won because you're 23."
"How do you play that?" asked the redneck.
"It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, "we can play it next recess."
So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the Spanish boy, "Lets play."
The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.
"You win for sure," they both said.
Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, "So did you make any new friends today?"
"Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."
His mother laughed and replied, "No sweetie, you won because you're 23."