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05-03-2003, 09:19 PM
#1
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: VA
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me; my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart,
but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which
made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I
got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
to me just once. What could I say?
>
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go
to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood
there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door.
> I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her
husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said,
"We're very happy, you passed our test. We couldn't have asked for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me; my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart,
but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which
made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I
got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
to me just once. What could I say?
>
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go
to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood
there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door.
> I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her
husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said,
"We're very happy, you passed our test. We couldn't have asked for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
05-04-2003, 02:52 AM
#10
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Bakersfield, California
Posts: 569
******* great joke!
I'd be like "What kind of sick ***** are you people!!!" and call the whole thing off.
But then I heard that some dude calling himself Beck wrote a song about me.
"I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me...."
I'd be like "What kind of sick ***** are you people!!!" and call the whole thing off.
But then I heard that some dude calling himself Beck wrote a song about me.
"I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me...."