I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one

thing bothering me; my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart,

but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which

made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to

check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I

arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had

feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I

got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love

to me just once. What could I say?

>

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go

to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood

there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door.



> I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her

husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said,

"We're very happy, you passed our test. We couldn't have asked for a better man

for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

>

>Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

>

 

OLD. Funny as hell though!

 

huH? i dont get the moral.

 

thats awesome

 

Damn kids

 

That's my line fool.. Look under my avatar..

 

Damn old peoples





I get it now

 

Bwaawwawaawhhhhahahahha

 

damn repus....



kevin.

 

******* great joke!

I'd be like "What kind of sick ***** are you people!!!" and call the whole thing off.



But then I heard that some dude calling himself Beck wrote a song about me.



"I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me...."