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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me; my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So, before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? > I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. > I opened it, and stepped out of the house and headed for my car. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We're very happy, you passed our test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." > >Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car. > |
OLD. Funny as hell though!
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huH? i dont get the moral.
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thats awesome
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='May 3 2003, 09:33 PM
huH? i dont get the moral.
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Originally Posted by 93 R1' date='May 3 2003, 06:56 PM
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******* great joke!
I'd be like "What kind of sick Fucks are you people!!!" and call the whole thing off. But then I heard that some dude calling himself Beck wrote a song about me. "I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me...." |
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