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vosko 09-03-2003 11:00 AM

had to activate his illegal copy of windows xp pro on his other laptop. oh well he just paid $270 to MS, now i have to do the updates so he doesn't get the blaster virus and setup some stuff. he just left to get some cleaning stuff. this guy is nuts. somehow on his laptop it had MY NAME.... crazy stuff. needless to say i went to the registry and changed it to his. i am sure there will be more chaos before my bday is over. actually i can guarantee it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 11:03 AM

we dont call you the terminator or captain chaos for nothing



mike

vosko 09-03-2003 11:07 AM

yup cars computers whatever i can destroy or at the very least make it a giant debaccle

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 11:12 AM

i would be tempted to move the keys around on the keyboard, thats always fun



mike

vosko 09-03-2003 11:29 AM

omg this guy would go crazy if i did that. so tempting but i cannot

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:03 PM

Plug his mouse in where the keyboard goes, and the keyboard where the mouse goes..

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by vosko' date='Sep 3 2003, 08:29 AM
omg this guy would go crazy if i did that. so tempting but i cannot

ah one of those. you need to slightly move everything on his desk so its not in the exact correct spot



mike

Cheers! 09-03-2003 12:07 PM

shouldn't u be going to pick up your car?



so you can be like me? and have a white S5 TII?

Baldy 09-03-2003 12:21 PM

damn, not one of these threads again...I thought that other one would never die

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:24 PM

Don't make me bring it back baldy.. Hey Vosko.. Pee in his coffee mug..

DJ Rotor 09-03-2003 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Sep 3 2003, 09:05 AM
ah one of those. you need to slightly move everything on his desk so its not in the exact correct spot



mike

Or if you really want to mess with his head. Do that. Then put it all back in the exact same spot. HA!



J

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:28 PM

change the height of his seat, just a tad



mike

Baldy 09-03-2003 12:29 PM

I'm forced to contribute...





If he has a post-it pad, or a leaflet-type calender, flip way down in the stack, and write something ominous.

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:31 PM

Shorten one leg of his desk so it rocks..

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:32 PM

trade places with baldy!

Baldy 09-03-2003 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Sep 3 2003, 01:31 PM
Shorten one leg of his desk so it rocks..

damn you're evil! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:33 PM

Change his start page to a porn site..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:34 PM

Glue his drawers shut..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:35 PM

Put a fish in his filing cabinet..

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:36 PM

sign him up for lots of porn emails!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:43 PM

Report him to microsoft..

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:45 PM

resave all his favorites as lowbrow!

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 12:46 PM

put everything in the recycle bin!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:46 PM

Press his Any Key..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:47 PM

and put the recycling bin in the windows folder

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:48 PM

install windows 3.1 on his system..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:48 PM

put his mouse in a mouse trap..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:50 PM

Put his monitor upside down..

Baldy 09-03-2003 12:56 PM

remove the ink cartridges from his pens!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 12:57 PM

plug his fax machine to the microwave..

vosko 09-03-2003 12:59 PM

i'm leaving after work to get my T2. right now i am back for the moment but going out again to another customer's house to setup a wireless network

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 01:00 PM

cut the end off his network cable!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 01:01 PM

Put chopsticks in his cooling fans..

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 01:02 PM

eat his laptop!

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 01:12 PM

can anyone say dial up?



mike

75 Repu 09-03-2003 01:27 PM

Stick potato chips in the floppy drive..

Travisty 09-03-2003 01:31 PM

stick your floppy in his a: drive



you like that **** you weirdo



haha jk vosko

Baldy 09-03-2003 01:35 PM

Mix Pepsi with his coffee!



like this idiot!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 01:49 PM

Staple a condom to his TPS report..

Dysfnctnl85 09-03-2003 02:16 PM

Make shortcuts of everything on his desktop, and place them on the desktop (including the recycle bin).


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