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9BASE3 09-03-2003 02:18 PM

Go in his closet and glue his shoes to the floor!!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:18 PM

link the shortcuts to the wrong programs..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:19 PM

loosen all the screws on his chair..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:19 PM

Put different colored formica on his desktop..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:20 PM

Nail his windows shut..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:20 PM

Nail his Secretary..

RotaryRetard 09-03-2003 02:20 PM

you guys are EVIL!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Sep 3 2003, 11:20 AM
Nail his Secretary..

preferrably before you nail the windows shut..

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by RotaryRetard' date='Sep 3 2003, 11:20 AM
you guys are EVIL!

we're just getting started..

9BASE3 09-03-2003 02:22 PM

Nail yourself to the chair!!

75 Repu 09-03-2003 02:39 PM

if you thought this was bad.. we can always go back to the old thread..



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/index.php?...topic=8427&st=0

WishIhadaRX7 09-03-2003 02:45 PM

Take some shaving cream and split the bottles along the seam, then just leave them in his drawers. The foam will expand and fill up the entire drawer and ooze out.

SpecialT 09-03-2003 05:53 PM

Yeah!

Hahahaa!

I didn't see this coming a mile away! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

SpecialT 09-03-2003 05:58 PM

Change all of his speed dials to phone sex #'s!

rfreeman27 09-03-2003 06:27 PM

put asshairs in his keyboard.

j9fd3s 09-03-2003 06:33 PM

use his cube as a bong!

Srce 09-03-2003 06:50 PM

Kick yourself in the nuts because you created this thread.

Srce 09-03-2003 06:50 PM

Then **** his daughter...

rfreeman27 09-03-2003 06:55 PM

set boobie traps.

Apex13B 09-03-2003 06:59 PM

put a half melted babyruth in his desk





it looks like poop

Jims5543 09-03-2003 07:31 PM

Puke in his garbage can say you dont feel good go home.



I had a friend that would do this in school He could puke on command. He was my hero.



He even puked on a kid in our class once and said he was not feeling good. He got away with it too.

Jims5543 09-03-2003 07:32 PM

Bookmark this thread so he can see it.

DJ Rotor 09-04-2003 09:57 AM

Take a screenshot of his desktop, set it as his background, and delete all his desktop shortcuts!



J

75 Repu 09-04-2003 10:00 AM

clip you toe nails and put them in his coffee.

Baldy 09-04-2003 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by DJ Rotor' date='Sep 4 2003, 10:57 AM
Take a screenshot of his desktop, set it as his background, and delete all his desktop shortcuts!



J

hehe, that's a good one! I might do that to my computer, just for kicks!

Dysfnctnl85 09-04-2003 10:30 AM

I was a tech-aid at my high school last year...some kid did that to one of the English lab aides, and she was freakin' out.



It was priceless.



That and one time someone set an advertisement (you know, the one about broadcasting an IP address across the Internet) as the background.



Good times. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

j9fd3s 09-04-2003 11:17 AM

move all his stuff one cube over!

75 Repu 10-15-2003 02:08 PM

Install a ceiling fan under his chair..

UniqueTII 10-15-2003 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by DJ Rotor' date='Sep 4 2003, 09:57 AM
Take a screenshot of his desktop, set it as his background, and delete all his desktop shortcuts!



J

Damn, that's good! Hmmm...I have admin rights here at work.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif

j9fd3s 10-15-2003 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 15 2003, 11:53 AM
[quote name='DJ Rotor' date='Sep 4 2003, 09:57 AM'] Take a screenshot of his desktop, set it as his background, and delete all his desktop shortcuts!



J

Damn, that's good! Hmmm...I have admin rights here at work.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif [/quote]

dega veaux

9BASE3 10-15-2003 03:03 PM

Replace his goldfish with rubber ducks!

UniqueTII 10-15-2003 03:05 PM

Replace his goldfish with Goldfish.



http://www.pfgoldfish.com/flash.asp

j9fd3s 10-15-2003 03:17 PM

replace his gold fish with folgers chrystals!

UniqueTII 10-15-2003 03:31 PM

Let's watch.

i.didnt.do.it 10-15-2003 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Sep 3 2003, 07:32 PM
Bookmark this thread so he can see it.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

i.didnt.do.it 10-15-2003 03:36 PM

throw raw meat behind the fridge

j9fd3s 10-15-2003 03:38 PM

throw mini fridges behind the meat!

i.didnt.do.it 10-15-2003 03:39 PM

pour bleach in his washing machine

9BASE3 10-15-2003 03:47 PM

Dig a hole in the yard and put youself in it!

9BASE3 10-15-2003 03:48 PM

Replace his toilet paper with sandpaper!


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