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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 08:43 AM
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I like Moo Juice
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 09:46 AM
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Shart in his wife's panties!
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 12:29 PM
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take powdered miracle grow, and write in his yard "I -heart- ****" in big letters, then water it!



That way those letters will grow greener than the rest of his yard, and the more he tries to get rid of it, the worse it gets
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 02:54 PM
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Call CUTCO and schedule knife demonstrations from Happy Meal!
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 05:42 PM
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And then when happy meal shows up, tell him how much his knives suck!
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 05:42 PM
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and then steal the knives and rearrange the furniture
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 10:17 PM
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unleash a dung beetle
Old Aug 10, 2005 | 10:19 PM
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[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 10 2005, 01:29 PM']take powdered miracle grow, and write in his yard "I -heart- ****" in big letters, then water it!



That way those letters will grow greener than the rest of his yard, and the more he tries to get rid of it, the worse it gets

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substitute the miracle grow with bleach and see results in as little as 2-3 days
Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:43 AM
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Install an airbag suspension and gold spoke rims on his boat trailer.
Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:43 AM
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Paint his house lime green



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