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Old Nov 25, 2003 | 10:59 AM
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put on the wrong trousers..
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:02 AM
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Fill fireplace with bowling *****.. chimney too.. to the top... Rig so when front door opens up entire contents of firplace and chinmey empty into room.
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:11 AM
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Get daughter to suck defprun's dick while he's nailed to the fetus drawer.
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:40 AM
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Cut down all the trees

Run them through a chipper/shredder

Put the chips in the pantry
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:40 AM
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Call a young priest and an old priest to exercise the demons!!!
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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pee on your feet and try on allll the shoes in the household
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:44 AM
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put an 19ft gator in the pool then put a truck full of jello w/ different flavors
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:46 AM
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act like you got brutally murdered and when they call 911 yell out "you've been punked"
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 11:47 AM
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eat mexican food, 3 cheese omelette with brocolli and white castle....

..drink some beer...

...seal all the doors and do your work
Old Nov 25, 2003 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr' date='Nov 25 2003, 12:47 PM
eat mexican food, 3 cheese omelette with brocolli and white castle....

..drink some beer...

...seal all the doors and do your work
Thats what my office smells like right now. It smells like *** in here. You dont notice unless you walk outside and come in. The initial smell that hits you about knocks you off your feet.

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