Thats what my office smells like right now. It smells like *** in here. You dont notice unless you walk outside and come in. The initial smell that hits you about knocks you off your feet. [/quote]

so it smells like open *** cheeks? what did you have to eat to make it smell likethat?

 

Kick the owner out and pretend you won the lottery.

 

Hire a maid that is allergic to dirt.

 

Get a pool boy who cannot swim.

 

Get an animal rights activist for a chef and DEMAND red meat every focking day!

 

Get a big life size marble chess board and pay homeless people and vagrants to whoop each others *** like battle chess.

 

Loop the movie SPUN to play on the biggest TV in the house and invite your crank head friends over to go days without sleep.

 

Schedule White Extremists rallies on the same day as African Pride Day.

 

Start and underground network of bare buckle boxing and subtly interject your own philosophy.

 

THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS?!?