Merry ******* Christmas, and a Happy New Year! bitches!



This year I knocked down and elderly lady, beat the crap outta the bell ringer for the Salvation Army, and took a dump in the donation basket!



I'm full of holiday spirit!

 

Sticking your erect ***** through a hole in the bottom of a gift box and presenting it to an attractive female co-worker!

 

thursday is the new monday!

 

a gift certifiacte to a gas station is a good gift

 

Who told you that you could come in?

 

i still want to see the *****.. that would be good for christmas

 

Ill have you know that apple cider is VERY Thanksgiving



Did I mention that ill be spending Christmas day driving in the car for at least 7 hours?

 

and putting your hand up a turkeys *** is SOOO november