Caddy is great for running over small woodland creatures

 

bahhh....

My 7 is lowered...Im hauling as down this road....and 2 ****** cats decide to jump in front of me...they stop in the middle..then run back .so that was ok...then the dumb asses jumped back out in front of me ...I couldnt swerve

or stop in time...so I gunned it hopeing one of them wont get stuck under my car...



My G/F dad was behind me in his Rustang..and all I saw when I looked in the rear view was fur flying...I ran them ******* over so hard..I felt them hit my floor board...I hope cats do really have 9 lives...





Another nigth coming back from this drag strip..I told my friend who followed me ..Just haul *** back home..Im gonna take it easy im tired..



Im going 70 down this road with no lights..and its wooded surround...I see this ****** bigg *** shadow jump in front of me ..it turned and looks at me ..that was the bigest got dam steriod fed racoon I ever saw..Tha ****** almost had my run my **** i the woods..I saw him in time to lock it up and swerve..I was up good for the rest of the trip home..