I need to get laid!
01-10-2006, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='793170' date='Jan 10 2006, 04:23 AM
This is what's called a "no-brainer". What the hell are you waiting for? A written invitation?
i do, its the gentlemanly way to do it. engraved is preferred
01-10-2006, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='793218' date='Jan 10 2006, 09:53 AM
Let's see, how would that go? Something like this:
Miss Fanny Bentover requests the honour of your presence at the occasion of the spreading of her legs to allow the penetration of your elusive man-meat.
fixed.
01-10-2006, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sweet7' post='793261' date='Jan 10 2006, 04:53 PM
I feel your pain, I've gotten laid all of twice since January of '05. Except I have a perfectly viable excuse....you just suck
LOL
Yes, you are right. I should've took her up on the offer. She works tomorrow, I work tomorrow night. But I am broke as a ******' joke 'til friday. Somebody let me borrow 100 bucks.
01-10-2006, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by KingFD' post='793359' date='Jan 10 2006, 10:44 PM
Yeah do her for the boys....and get pics.
Haha. **** that, I am greedy, only I get to see 'er nekkid.