I have not gotten laid in 3 months. Give or take a few days.



I walked into the office at work, with folder in hand, asking the receptionist where I could put the said folder, she was bent over in a file cabinet, and she said "In her fanny". https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



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OMGHI2U !!!

HEY! I will cut off the porn supply bitch!!!

Well, all I can say is sucks for you.

was she like 50 years old that she used the word fanny?

nope. 20 years old. blonde, short, nice ass, nice tits. should I have taken her up on the offer? i have her number. HMMM!!!

YOU CAN DO ITTT!!! YOU CAN DO ITT ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!!!

This is what's called a "no-brainer". What the hell are you waiting for? A written invitation?

Get paid....then get laid. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Yeah. There's no harm in ******* a co-worker. Unless you have VD. Or if she has VD. Then it's, hello, pass the awkward sauce.