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j9fd3s 01-10-2006 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='793170' date='Jan 10 2006, 04:23 AM

This is what's called a "no-brainer". What the hell are you waiting for? A written invitation?



i do, its the gentlemanly way to do it. engraved is preferred

ColinRX7 01-10-2006 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='793204' date='Jan 10 2006, 11:27 AM

i do, its the gentlemanly way to do it. engraved is preferred



HAAA!

j9fd3s 01-10-2006 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' post='793206' date='Jan 10 2006, 08:30 AM

HAAA!



sad part is, i'm not kidding!

1988RedT2 01-10-2006 10:53 AM

Let's see, how would that go? Something like this:



Miss Fanny Bentover requests the honour of your presence at the occasion of the spreading of her legs to allow the penetration of your massive man-meat.

Sinful7 01-10-2006 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='793218' date='Jan 10 2006, 09:53 AM

Let's see, how would that go? Something like this:



Miss Fanny Bentover requests the honour of your presence at the occasion of the spreading of her legs to allow the penetration of your elusive man-meat.



fixed.

j9fd3s 01-10-2006 02:32 PM

Our lady of the manour would like to cordially invite you to a night of matress dancing.



dress is optional

sweet7 01-10-2006 03:53 PM

I feel your pain, I've gotten laid all of twice since January of '05. Except I have a perfectly viable excuse....you just suck



LOL

rowtareh 01-10-2006 09:38 PM


Originally Posted by sweet7' post='793261' date='Jan 10 2006, 04:53 PM

I feel your pain, I've gotten laid all of twice since January of '05. Except I have a perfectly viable excuse....you just suck



LOL



Yes, you are right. I should've took her up on the offer. She works tomorrow, I work tomorrow night. But I am broke as a ******' joke 'til friday. Somebody let me borrow 100 bucks.

KingFD 01-10-2006 09:44 PM

Yeah do her for the boys....and get pics. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

rowtareh 01-10-2006 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by KingFD' post='793359' date='Jan 10 2006, 10:44 PM

Yeah do her for the boys....and get pics. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif



Haha. **** that, I am greedy, only I get to see 'er nekkid.


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