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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 10:41 PM
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I have not gotten laid in 3 months. Give or take a few days.



I walked into the office at work, with folder in hand, asking the receptionist where I could put the said folder, she was bent over in a file cabinet, and she said "In her fanny".



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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 10:54 PM
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OMGHI2U !!!
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:04 PM
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HEY! I will cut off the **** supply bitch!!!
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:16 PM
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Well, all I can say is sucks for you.
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:22 PM
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was she like 50 years old that she used the word fanny?
Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='793145' date='Jan 10 2006, 12:22 AM

was she like 50 years old that she used the word fanny?


nope. 20 years old. blonde, short, nice ***, nice ****. should I have taken her up on the offer? i have her number. HMMM!!!
Old Jan 10, 2006 | 12:04 AM
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YOU CAN DO ITTT!!! YOU CAN DO ITT ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!!!
Old Jan 10, 2006 | 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by rowtareh' post='793146' date='Jan 10 2006, 12:27 AM

nope. 20 years old. blonde, short, nice ***, nice ****. should I have taken her up on the offer? i have her number. HMMM!!!


This is what's called a "no-brainer". What the hell are you waiting for? A written invitation?
Old Jan 10, 2006 | 06:53 AM
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Get paid....then get laid.
Old Jan 10, 2006 | 10:02 AM
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Yeah. There's no harm in ******* a co-worker. Unless you have VD. Or if she has VD. Then it's, hello, pass the awkward sauce.

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