How many Bush Administration officials?
#1
does it take to change a light bulb?"
Answer is ten:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to
be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new
light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a
light
bulb and screwing the country.
Answer is ten:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to
be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new
light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a
light
bulb and screwing the country.
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