does it take to change a light bulb?"



Answer is ten:



1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs

to

be changed;



3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;



4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret

stockpile of light bulbs;



5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the

new

light bulb;



6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing

on a

step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;



7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in

detail how Bush was literally in the dark;



8. One to viciously smear #7;



9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush

has had

a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,



10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a

light

bulb and screwing the country.