DROOL

 

Everything I've ever wanted...right there.



Words fail..should've...sent a poet.

 

You are bidding on one WAY! 2 fast 2 furious lime green Euro Imort rice racer Jetta. You too can get all the ladies like I

have. As you as you in the pictures this racecar is equipped with krylon anodized engine components, Folgers racing systems

exhaust canister tip, and dual tachs for precision shifting. This car is also custom factory volkswagen "Recaro" racing

seats which have attachments for dual seat belts. The dash has been modified with ultru high contrast venting systems. The

ACE HARDWARE body skirting integrates with the exhaust tip. Along with the high performance factory illumination system

I have installed underbody lighting. To provide traction to the trailing wheels this car is fitted with a genuine

Burton Air snowboard spoiler. An aftermarket oxy-acetylene lowering "kit" has been installed.

This car is comparable to a 1985 Volkswagen jetta in performance. Runs fine after it warms up. The Speedometer has been

disabled, as real racecar drivers have a finely tuned sense of speed. Rear tires may be run as racing slicks. There are also

no stereos in real racecars, therefore this car doesn't include one. The odometer reads about thirty thousand miles less

than actual milage of aproximatly 130000. The passenger side window regulator is broken in the mostly up postion and the gas cap has been removed to save weight. It seems to have all the A/C components in place, though it does not function. Also, the oil light flickers sometimes at low RPMs after the engine is quite warm - apparently its common in old Volkswagens.

 

If I hated my Subaru, I'd do that to it. Maybe before I junk it.

 

folgers is the only way to go

 

These have become too common to be funny to me anymore.