so i was at a BBQ with the new freshman in our dorm, and we were sitting there and the girls from the Texas A&M Soccer team were walking around promoting their team and passing out schedules.

mind you, these girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet, and every guy they talked to tried to pick them up.



so the soccer girls walk up to the table across from ours, and a bunch of freshman from Aston Hall were sitting there, trying to be cool (we call them Fagston b/c they are a bunch of gay frat boys). so he talks to this chick, tries to impress her, says "whats your name, can i be your personal fan and make a sign for you?" not a bad start, she was flattered.



then he lost it. he ran out of things to say, and says to her "so, WHAT GRADE ARE IN?"



i almost died laughing!!







note to future college freshman:

1. you ask a person what year they are, not their grade.

2. high school senior rings are meant to stay in highschool, just like letter jackets and tshirts that say "seniors rock, we're outta here"

 

LOL

 

LOL with Srce!

 

LOL @ Srce

 

haha what grade are you in? thats funny, i'll have to try it



mike

 

Why mess with pickup lines.

I stopped using them long ago, now I get all the hot chicks and their friends and I don't have to say a word.

They just look at me and know I'm #1.

 

Best pickup line I ever heard of is this one:



"Hey pretty lady, can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this sleazy motel room."

 

nice shoes, wanna ****?