Happy Birthday J9fd3s
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 6,331
From: Frederick MD
Happy B-day! I suggest you do, IN ORDER:
Drink
Puke
slip and fall in it
drink more
bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything
drink more
Puke again
Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it
Grab some ***
Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head
Fix your FD
Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..
Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe
Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..
Have one last drink..
Pass out?
Drink
Puke
slip and fall in it
drink more
bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything
drink more
Puke again
Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it
Grab some ***
Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head
Fix your FD
Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..
Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe
Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..
Have one last drink..
Pass out?
