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Old Mar 3, 2004 | 09:10 AM
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HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! Hopefully there's some fresh Columbian brewin' in the kitchen'.



SpecialT, do alot of your friends get locked up for stupid ****? Because you seem to be prepared for anything!
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Mar 3 2004, 09:44 AM
Happy B-day! I suggest you do, IN ORDER:



Drink

Puke

slip and fall in it

drink more

bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything

drink more

Puke again

Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it

Grab some ***

Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head

Fix your FD

Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..

Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe

Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..

Have one last drink..

Pass out?
then wake up and find that "fix your FD" included feeding a rubber chicken into the turbo at 8k rpm?
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Mar 3 2004, 10:10 AM
SpecialT, do alot of your friends get locked up for stupid ****? Because you seem to be prepared for anything!
Naaa, I'm just anti-prison.

I think it's bad?
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Mar 3 2004, 07:19 AM
Naaa, I'm just anti-prison.

I think it's bad?
What's so bad having a 50 year old trucker give it to you in the *** in front of 20 people?
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 09:22 AM
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Happy murphday Mike
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Mar 3 2004, 06:44 AM
Happy B-day! I suggest you do, IN ORDER:



Drink

Puke

slip and fall in it

drink more

bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything

drink more

Puke again

Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it

Grab some ***

Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head

Fix your FD

Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..

Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe

Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..

Have one last drink..

Pass out?
lmao! thats a full night!
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 11:10 AM
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Happy birthday you bastage.
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 11:15 AM
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happy happy birthday.
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 12:12 PM
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happy birthday moose!
Old Mar 3, 2004 | 12:14 PM
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get some booty in the moose! happy b-day beezy



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