94touring

I wish there was a way to attach music to a thread so you when you read the post you can have fitting music to go with it. This thread needs creepy **** music. Or more cowbell, one or the other.

phinsup

yea there arent many forums where you can get stomach kick abortion advice and molesting advice from the staff

94touring

Stomach kick.....No Phins, Falcon PUNCHHHHHHHhhhh. Get it right, **** man.

phinsup

my bad sorry, though i believe you are wrong as well its Falccccooonnn Punchhhhhhh

94touring

I for some reason now feel compelled to tell everyone that my Phillippino girlfriend makes me feel like a child molester due to her small size. Five feet tall and 91 lbs. So I can relate to this guy a little, cause yeah its fun. She's also pregnant, but I will hold off on the falcon punch.

ColinRX7

yeah what you said

94touring

Hahaha.

phinsup

what if he was like "I killed a guy who didn't hire me so they locked me up" that would be a great response to "what were you in for?"

94touring

There was that moment of "I wonder what the **** this guy did". I knew it had to be good for him to bring it up.

phinsup

"i was a supposedly a "serial" killer, apparently kill 8 people in the same manner and you get labeled a "serial killer" ha ha who knew right? So anyhow i'm all better now, i mean for the most part sometimes I get these urges when my boss really pisses me off or something. you know nothing to worry about as long yer cool."