Are you suggesting that Hand has a promising future as the subject of a series of children's books?

 

prehaps

 

watch out or al gore will come and kill you for introducing methane gas into our atmosphere, hell he invented the intraweb he probably already knows you posted and is bicycling his way to you as we speak! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!



kevin.

 

Are we to imply that Al Gore does not fart?

 

if he does hed be a major hypocrite.



i say we use 100 mil. of taxpayer money and raise cig. taxes to investigate.



kevin.

 

well he certainly doesnt bycycle!

 

Au contriare, mon frere!

 

might I recommed a good colon cleansing?

 

I've had beans 3x in the past 4 days... my poots are pretty rank.

 

So I have my own office, but at any given time anyone can walk in with no advanced notice (like footsteps or anything). So yesterday, of course as soon as I rip one no less than 5 seconds later my boss walks in. Normally people act like they don't notice anything, right?



Well, haha, he says "I don't know what that smell is, but it's everywhere!" me: "Maybe there's some rotten food in the fridge or garbage?" (since that's all right by my office) him: "No, it smells more like raw sewage!"



haha, oops!