I don't know why but I have a bad case of the farts today. I ate my normal breakfast, went to the gym, ate my normal lunch. But for some reason I have bad gas. Thankfully no one is in the office today, so I've just been letting them fly. What gives?



- Hand

 

Could it be all the man batter you swallow?

 

Oddly enough I have been consuming more protein, however I don't think that's the cause.



- Hand

 

Intestinal parasites.

 

Have you stuck anything unusual up your rectum lately?

 

I've had bad gas today too and I think its from the salad I tossed and ate last night.

 

is your stomach pinging?



kevin.

 

$5 bucks per fart ! i mean gallon my bad

i was thinking gas price related

 

at work i suggested we use prepaid crapper card's because some guys use the crapper like 30 times a day for 30 minutes at a time. im trying to take a **** and it takes me 3 hours to get to the toilet.



kevin.

 

Read this to my son the other night: