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Old 07-02-2008, 01:48 PM
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I don't know why but I have a bad case of the farts today. I ate my normal breakfast, went to the gym, ate my normal lunch. But for some reason I have bad gas. Thankfully no one is in the office today, so I've just been letting them fly. What gives?



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Old 07-02-2008, 02:12 PM
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Could it be all the man batter you swallow?
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:33 PM
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Oddly enough I have been consuming more protein, however I don't think that's the cause.



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Old 07-02-2008, 02:46 PM
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Intestinal parasites.
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by G2G' post='903277' date='Jul 2 2008, 02:48 PM
I don't know why but I have a bad case of the farts today. I ate my normal breakfast, went to the gym, ate my normal lunch. But for some reason I have bad gas. Thankfully no one is in the office today, so I've just been letting them fly. What gives?



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Have you stuck anything unusual up your rectum lately?
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:23 PM
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I've had bad gas today too and I think its from the salad I tossed and ate last night.
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is your stomach pinging?



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Old 07-02-2008, 06:54 PM
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$5 bucks per fart ! i mean gallon my bad

i was thinking gas price related
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:14 PM
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at work i suggested we use prepaid crapper card's because some guys use the crapper like 30 times a day for 30 minutes at a time. im trying to take a **** and it takes me 3 hours to get to the toilet.



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Old 07-03-2008, 07:55 AM
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Read this to my son the other night:



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