Funny Lowbrau
04-29-2003, 06:00 PM
#1
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: California
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In college - mens bathroom first floor. Scrawl on the wall read:
"This university isn't fair! If they catch you cheating they give you an automatic F for the semester even if. . ." blah blah.
It had been there for weeks. Finally I was sick of looking at it and replied: "Well if you would put all that time you put into cheating into ******* studying. . . ect". Not that I was exactly the up straight student - but if you get caught, you fucked up. Suck it up.
Two weeks pass
His retort was long winded. A virtual essay (which I give a C+ to) in which he talks about income, geography, race, climate - the works. The unfairness - (Unfairness!) of it all. How he was soooo fucked over.
I replied that very day with a huge black permanant marker. Giant letters: "BOO HOO HOO YOU ******* CHEATER".
The entire transcript was gone the next day.
Which in itself made me smirk but I wonder if that ******** ever read my last word.
If not perhaps he is reading this right now.
HEY CHEATER! HOW THE **** ARE YA?!
- julian_zin@hotmail
"This university isn't fair! If they catch you cheating they give you an automatic F for the semester even if. . ." blah blah.
It had been there for weeks. Finally I was sick of looking at it and replied: "Well if you would put all that time you put into cheating into ******* studying. . . ect". Not that I was exactly the up straight student - but if you get caught, you fucked up. Suck it up.
Two weeks pass
His retort was long winded. A virtual essay (which I give a C+ to) in which he talks about income, geography, race, climate - the works. The unfairness - (Unfairness!) of it all. How he was soooo fucked over.
I replied that very day with a huge black permanant marker. Giant letters: "BOO HOO HOO YOU ******* CHEATER".
The entire transcript was gone the next day.
Which in itself made me smirk but I wonder if that ******** ever read my last word.
If not perhaps he is reading this right now.
HEY CHEATER! HOW THE **** ARE YA?!
- julian_zin@hotmail
04-30-2003, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 35
I was at my girlfriends house, fooling around with her. After some fondling, she hikes up her skirt and leans against her wall. I **** for a good 30 miutes before i hear her little brother wake up. The little kid wanders over and opens her door. As i turn to look i slip out and shoot my load all over her wet thighs. The little kid looks up with sleep i his eyes and says "daddy does that too"
To this day i still wonder what he meant
To this day i still wonder what he meant
05-01-2003, 01:59 PM
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Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 35
As i go into a bar and take a seat next to this hot chick in a short dress. I gives her a quick once over then look to my watch. She notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No, " I reply, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued she asks, "State-of-the-art? What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," I explain.
"What is it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well it sais you aren't wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I just happen to be wearing panties!"
With a slight smile I reply, "Damn -- this thing must be an hour fast!"
"No, " I reply, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued she asks, "State-of-the-art? What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," I explain.
"What is it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well it sais you aren't wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I just happen to be wearing panties!"
With a slight smile I reply, "Damn -- this thing must be an hour fast!"
05-01-2003, 02:06 PM
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Location: Ames, IA
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Originally Posted by attomica' date='Apr 30 2003, 11:18 AM
I was at my girlfriends house, fooling around with her. After some fondling, she hikes up her skirt and leans against her wall. I **** for a good 30 miutes before i hear her little brother wake up. The little kid wanders over and opens her door. As i turn to look i slip out and shoot my load all over her wet thighs. The little kid looks up with sleep i his eyes and says "daddy does that too"
To this day i still wonder what he meant
To this day i still wonder what he meant