In college - mens bathroom first floor. Scrawl on the wall read:



"This university isn't fair! If they catch you cheating they give you an automatic F for the semester even if. . ." blah blah.





It had been there for weeks. Finally I was sick of looking at it and replied: "Well if you would put all that time you put into cheating into ******* studying. . . ect". Not that I was exactly the up straight student - but if you get caught, you fucked up. Suck it up.





Two weeks pass





His retort was long winded. A virtual essay (which I give a C+ to) in which he talks about income, geography, race, climate - the works. The unfairness - (Unfairness!) of it all. How he was soooo fucked over.





I replied that very day with a huge black permanant marker. Giant letters: "BOO HOO HOO YOU ******* CHEATER".





The entire transcript was gone the next day.





Which in itself made me smirk but I wonder if that fuckhead ever read my last word.





If not perhaps he is reading this right now.





HEY CHEATER! HOW THE **** ARE YA?!





- julian_zin@hotmail

I was at my girlfriends house, fooling around with her. After some fondling, she hikes up her skirt and leans against her wall. I **** for a good 30 miutes before i hear her little brother wake up. The little kid wanders over and opens her door. As i turn to look i slip out and shoot my load all over her wet thighs. The little kid looks up with sleep i his eyes and says "daddy does that too"



To this day i still wonder what he meant

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif but https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

As i go into a bar and take a seat next to this hot chick in a short dress. I gives her a quick once over then look to my watch. She notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No, " I reply, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."



Intrigued she asks, "State-of-the-art? What does it do?"



"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," I explain.



"What is it telling you now?" she asks.



"Well it sais you aren't wearing any panties..."



The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I just happen to be wearing panties!"



With a slight smile I reply, "Damn -- this thing must be an hour fast!"

lmao, thats a good one



mike

That's fucked up.

hey ed have anymore sites like lowbrow for us?

haah, we should do highbrau



mike