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Fluid Dynamics 02-03-2004 01:04 AM

Yeah, what a jerk. Small town cops / judges suck because they don't have to deal with hardcore big city ****, so they have nothing to shake them up and deflate their egos.

twstdmtl 02-03-2004 04:34 PM

Kevin,



Can you be in court before the tickets are due? If you can contest the **** out of it just on the basis of the quantity of tickets and the timing. If you are cool in court you can get away with only paying one of those. If you pay the tickets it is the same as pleading "nolo contendre" (sp) or no contest. Fight this man!



I used to worked for the Kentucky State Police as a fingerprint analyst and I hate small town **** loving cops. We would get called to cold crime scenes and these local cockless wanders are still walking around with their egos and their adrenaline rushes. If they were assholes we would slam them in our crime scene investigation reports for not maintaining crime scene integrity, traipsing through evidence, not maintaing perimeter etc... The best time ever was when I got to fingerprint this cop that was being a dick on scene. He had no gloves so I broke out an ink pad and told him that I needed to print him. He swelled up on me and asked why. So I said "Because you are not wearing your latex Sergeant Shithead and you just handled 2 pieces of evidence. I need to print you for elimination prints." Real loud in front of all his comrades



^^Sorry about the highjack but I hate small town cops that don't know their role in the judicial food chain^^



...it looks like you have already been to court.... oops too late https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png


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