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Old Dec 8, 2002 | 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Dec 7 2002, 10:13 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Dec 7 2002, 09:01 PM']"On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO **** DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET"



i like how they tell you to keep quiet, and stoppping chainsaws with my genitals was fun too



mike
had those instructions handy?[/quote]

so you could use them



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Old Dec 8, 2002 | 07:25 AM
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the chainsaw one was my favorite, and yea its real these came off a consumer page.
Old Dec 8, 2002 | 09:46 AM
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.







That could be real ****** ugly.
Old Dec 8, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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i saw a label on the underside of an iron once: Hold other Side





lmao.
Old Dec 8, 2002 | 02:10 PM
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Several years ago on a 12GA shotgun shell "DO NOT FIRE FROM MOUTH"
Old Dec 8, 2002 | 06:40 PM
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engrish.com has a bunch of stoopid **** similar to this, worth a look for a few laughs.
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