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Old 07-13-2005, 12:45 PM
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after you drink one fill with water, and put the cap back on and put it in your roommates case and get drunk for free, your drunk so you really don't have to worry about a guilty conscience.
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**** it just drink your roommates beer and tell them to go for another case
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Its no surprise that I'm addicted to them. Right after my Dad died i was drinking a 4 pack a day. THATS A LOT. I still like them, but have less money. I've discovered a way to get them at a cheaper rate. It involves some risk and a guilty conscience when you're done. Grab the 4 pack, and go to a self checkout. Pull the lower flap off the side, and scan one can, instead of the barcode for the 4pac. At our walmarts they have the option for Redbull to "skip bagging" at this point you just put it in your cart. There. 4 for the price of 1.
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haha, do they sell beer through the self check out lanes?





oh and you should fill the bottle with urine bc it looks a lot more like beer than water does
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ahhhhhhhhhhh pissing in a beer bottle drunk is hard
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not if you put your tip on the tip.
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Old 07-13-2005, 12:55 PM
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[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Jul 13 2005, 11:53 AM']not if you put your tip on the tip.

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you could probably squeeze the whole thing in there, its not like youre getting a boner while youre drunk anyway
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sure thing needle dick
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Yeah but try and explain what happened if you get it stuck on there.



You see Dr I was just trying to **** in the bottle so my roommate didn't know I drank his beer.
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[quote name='nismo convert' date='Jul 13 2005, 11:55 AM']sure thing needle dick

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obviously i was talking abotu "squeezing" it into a large mouth bottle!
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