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nismo convert 07-13-2005 12:45 PM

after you drink one fill with water, and put the cap back on and put it in your roommates case and get drunk for free, your drunk so you really don't have to worry about a guilty conscience.

Dave 88 A.E 07-13-2005 12:49 PM

**** it just drink your roommates beer and tell them to go for another case

94touring 07-13-2005 12:50 PM

Its no surprise that I'm addicted to them. Right after my Dad died i was drinking a 4 pack a day. THATS A LOT. I still like them, but have less money. I've discovered a way to get them at a cheaper rate. It involves some risk and a guilty conscience when you're done. Grab the 4 pack, and go to a self checkout. Pull the lower flap off the side, and scan one can, instead of the barcode for the 4pac. At our walmarts they have the option for Redbull to "skip bagging" at this point you just put it in your cart. There. 4 for the price of 1.

Shane.Trammell 07-13-2005 12:50 PM

haha, do they sell beer through the self check out lanes?





oh and you should fill the bottle with urine bc it looks a lot more like beer than water does

nismo convert 07-13-2005 12:53 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhh pissing in a beer bottle drunk is hard

Dave 88 A.E 07-13-2005 12:53 PM

not if you put your tip on the tip.

Shane.Trammell 07-13-2005 12:55 PM

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you could probably squeeze the whole thing in there, its not like youre getting a boner while youre drunk anyway

nismo convert 07-13-2005 12:55 PM

sure thing needle dick

Dave 88 A.E 07-13-2005 12:56 PM

Yeah but try and explain what happened if you get it stuck on there.



You see Dr I was just trying to piss in the bottle so my roommate didn't know I drank his beer.

Shane.Trammell 07-13-2005 12:57 PM

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Jul 13 2005, 11:55 AM']sure thing needle dick

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obviously i was talking abotu "squeezing" it into a large mouth bottle!


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