1st mate: captain! your coffee is defective



captain: yes, its falling right out of my cup, get someone to clean that up



1st mate: yes sir!



1st mate: wow look at the horizon!



captain: hmm ive never quite seen it like that before



captain: what are you doing down there?



crewman falls past wondow



captain: tell him to get back to work!

 

wtf?

 

is that the one that lost the Mazdas?

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





the light comes on!

 

must be Mazda dealer humor

 

their fax thinks its a phone!

 

dont tell me you fax them your daily humor?

 

Who the heck names a cargo ship the "Cougar Ace"?

 

Cougars Dead

 

oh wait, thats Goose, Cougar is a *****