Farts
#11
[quote name='Jedi' date='Apr 21 2005, 05:25 PM']Did you know that what you smell when someone farts is actually 5% fecal matter?
Think about that the next time your friend shares one. lol
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Mines is more like 85% FECAL MATTER
Think about that the next time your friend shares one. lol
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Mines is more like 85% FECAL MATTER
#13
[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Apr 21 2005, 09:56 PM']rob, what the **** have you been doing with your time.
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it was 9:00 at night, I was bored!
I like farting really loud in public places and pretending like I didnt do it
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it was 9:00 at night, I was bored!
I like farting really loud in public places and pretending like I didnt do it
#16
[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Apr 22 2005, 07:48 PM']whenever my dog farts it looks at its *** very confused then licks it.
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And then you lick it right after, dont you, dont you!!!
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And then you lick it right after, dont you, dont you!!!
#17
One time when I was on the ranch, we were hearding up some horses, and the guy in front of me, his horse farted right in my horse's face. Then my horse took off and tried to buck me, so I had to ride him out till I could calm him down and get him to stop. True story, seriously
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