[quote name='Jedi' date='Apr 21 2005, 05:25 PM']Did you know that what you smell when someone farts is actually 5% fecal matter?



Think about that the next time your friend shares one. lol


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Mines is more like 85% FECAL MATTER

 

HAHAHA I farted in my G/f;s car the other night before we went to a movie, came out from it and it stilled smelled just as bad in the car, it was so good.

 

[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Apr 21 2005, 09:56 PM']rob, what the **** have you been doing with your time.


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it was 9:00 at night, I was bored!



I like farting really loud in public places and pretending like I didnt do it

 

Rob I pm'd you at 9 that I was also bored. We could have farted at each other!

 

whenever my dog farts it looks at its *** very confused then licks it.

 

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Apr 22 2005, 07:48 PM']whenever my dog farts it looks at its *** very confused then licks it.


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And then you lick it right after, dont you, dont you!!!

 

One time when I was on the ranch, we were hearding up some horses, and the guy in front of me, his horse farted right in my horse's face. Then my horse took off and tried to buck me, so I had to ride him out till I could calm him down and get him to stop. True story, seriously



- Hand

 

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Apr 21 2005, 07:33 PM']I fart on my dogs all the time


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my dog farts on me all the time

 

actually its kind of funny. I had radio watch from 0000-0300 this morning. And the whole time the guys in my hooch were just blowing some serious ***..