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Old 04-21-2005, 07:58 PM
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Did you know?

-On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.



Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.



Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.



People fart the most in their sleep.



Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.



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Old 04-21-2005, 08:13 PM
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I allllways rip big farts when im asleep. When i wake up in the morning there is always a lingering of fart smell
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Did you know that what you smell when someone farts is actually 5% fecal matter?



Think about that the next time your friend shares one. lol
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Old 04-21-2005, 08:33 PM
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I fart on my dogs all the time
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Old 04-21-2005, 08:56 PM
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rob, what the **** have you been doing with your time.
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:28 PM
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I've got a hell of a case of farts right now. and I just ate onions/roast beef/gravy and rice with corn on the side. I think I'm smellin my turkey and cheese sandwich from a couple hours ago right now...
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The best is when you cup them. Then put in your friends faces. lol
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i prefer the seat bomb.
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IMO, girls farts are the worst!!
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39% of people are some sick mothafuckers!
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