I have a beer gut, and it keeps getting bigger!!!! what do I do?

 

Sell yourself to cannibals?



kevin.

 

Beer gut? I have no idea what would cause a beer gut. I don't think anybody really knows. Beer gut....beer gut....how could we possibly find out what causes a beer gut?

 

It's demons! Do a little bloodletting, maybe cut some holes in your skull or something.

 

Start smoking Malborough Red. It raises your metabolism.........smoke more lose beer gut.

It's just that simple.

 

the truth is, its all my fault!







kevin.

 

exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.

 

AMEN HALLELUJAH!



listen to this man!



when you start down 1 liter bottles of good stuff at a time tho you may need to back off....or so i was told.



kevin.

 

I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!

 

my parents just came back from aruba and got a whole bunch of that stuff in the duty free shops for hella cheap.



i like how it comes in a bag...like a fancy bag. so if i walk down the ghetto streets with that bag ill be like blinging instead of that paper bag ****.



no im joking actually, but we really did just get a bunch of it. maybe ill go take some shots later.



kevin.