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Old 10-01-2005, 04:26 AM
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I have a beer gut, and it keeps getting bigger!!!! what do I do?
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:27 AM
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Sell yourself to cannibals?



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Old 10-01-2005, 06:05 AM
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Beer gut? I have no idea what would cause a beer gut. I don't think anybody really knows. Beer gut....beer gut....how could we possibly find out what causes a beer gut?
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:15 AM
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It's demons! Do a little bloodletting, maybe cut some holes in your skull or something.
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:00 PM
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Start smoking Malborough Red. It raises your metabolism.........smoke more lose beer gut.

It's just that simple.
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the truth is, its all my fault!







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Old 10-01-2005, 04:09 PM
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exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='765325' date='Oct 1 2005, 05:09 PM

exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.


AMEN HALLELUJAH!



listen to this man!



when you start down 1 liter bottles of good stuff at a time tho you may need to back off....or so i was told.



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I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!
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Originally Posted by jspecracer7' post='765376' date='Oct 1 2005, 08:22 PM

I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!


my parents just came back from aruba and got a whole bunch of that stuff in the duty free shops for hella cheap.



i like how it comes in a bag...like a fancy bag. so if i walk down the ghetto streets with that bag ill be like blinging instead of that paper bag ****.



no im joking actually, but we really did just get a bunch of it. maybe ill go take some shots later.



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