I have a beer gut, and it keeps getting bigger!!!! what do I do?

Sell yourself to cannibals?



kevin.

Beer gut? I have no idea what would cause a beer gut. I don't think anybody really knows. Beer gut....beer gut....how could we possibly find out what causes a beer gut? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

It's demons! Do a little bloodletting, maybe cut some holes in your skull or something.

Start smoking Malborough Red. It raises your metabolism.........smoke more lose beer gut.

It's just that simple. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

the truth is, its all my fault!



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kevin.

exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.

AMEN HALLELUJAH!



listen to this man!



when you start down 1 liter bottles of good stuff at a time tho you may need to back off....or so i was told.



kevin.

I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!

my parents just came back from aruba and got a whole bunch of that stuff in the duty free shops for hella cheap.



i like how it comes in a bag...like a fancy bag. so if i walk down the ghetto streets with that bag ill be like blinging instead of that paper bag ****.



no im joking actually, but we really did just get a bunch of it. maybe ill go take some shots later.



kevin.