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drunkin_idiot 10-01-2005 04:26 AM
I have a beer gut, and it keeps getting bigger!!!! what do I do?

teknics 10-01-2005 04:27 AM
Sell yourself to cannibals?



kevin.

1988RedT2 10-01-2005 06:05 AM
Beer gut? I have no idea what would cause a beer gut. I don't think anybody really knows. Beer gut....beer gut....how could we possibly find out what causes a beer gut? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

UniqueTII 10-01-2005 11:15 AM
It's demons! Do a little bloodletting, maybe cut some holes in your skull or something.

l8t apex 10-01-2005 04:00 PM
Start smoking Malborough Red. It raises your metabolism.........smoke more lose beer gut.

It's just that simple. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

teknics 10-01-2005 04:08 PM
the truth is, its all my fault!



http://www.partymob.com/media/wall50px/250291.jpg



kevin.

phinsup 10-01-2005 04:09 PM
exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.

teknics 10-01-2005 04:10 PM
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='765325' date='Oct 1 2005, 05:09 PM

exactly why i quit drinking beer.... switch to vodka.


AMEN HALLELUJAH!



listen to this man!



when you start down 1 liter bottles of good stuff at a time tho you may need to back off....or so i was told.



kevin.

jspecracer7 10-01-2005 07:22 PM
I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!

teknics 10-02-2005 11:26 AM
Originally Posted by jspecracer7' post='765376' date='Oct 1 2005, 08:22 PM

I switched to Canadian Whiskey...gotta love that crown royal!


my parents just came back from aruba and got a whole bunch of that stuff in the duty free shops for hella cheap.



i like how it comes in a bag...like a fancy bag. so if i walk down the ghetto streets with that bag ill be like blinging instead of that paper bag ****.



no im joking actually, but we really did just get a bunch of it. maybe ill go take some shots later.



kevin.

drftk1d 10-02-2005 12:15 PM
Originally Posted by teknics' post='765508' date='Oct 2 2005, 12:26 PM

i like how it comes in a bag...like a fancy bag. so if i walk down the ghetto streets with that bag ill be like blinging instead of that paper bag ****.


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i.didnt.do.it 10-02-2005 12:41 PM
you need absonic! sit on your ass and drink, and get that 6 pack youve always been wanting.

drunkin_idiot 10-02-2005 05:43 PM
Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' post='765553' date='Oct 2 2005, 10:41 AM

you need absonic! sit on your ass and drink, and get that 6 pack youve always been wanting.
Does that really work, cause if so Im all over that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png

ColinRX7 10-02-2005 05:45 PM
Crown Royal rocks my world, I live in Canadianadada

j9fd3s 10-02-2005 06:13 PM
Originally Posted by ColinRX7' post='765718' date='Oct 2 2005, 03:45 PM

Crown Royal rocks my world, I live in Canadianadada


the

i.didnt.do.it 10-02-2005 07:09 PM
Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' post='765717' date='Oct 2 2005, 06:43 PM

Does that really work, cause if so Im all over that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png
dunno.



try it and let us know

rowtareh 10-02-2005 10:53 PM
crown royal is the ****. i love the canucks only for that, oh and moose, strange brew, and colin.

ColinRX7 10-02-2005 11:41 PM
Oh man, go work for 8 hours, then get somewhere to relax, open a MOOSEHEAD, and that first gulp is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO delicious


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