i like it when people think nature is all warm and fuzzy. it is and then it bites you in the nuts, so to speak

 

Maybe that's what set them off?!

 

Much will be said about the unfortunate human victim in this case. However, we must remember that the real victims here are not humans, but the chimpanzees, who are forced to live in a world without the right to vote, or buy liquor, or rent a hooker. Who can really blame them for taking advantage of an opportunity to strike out against their oppressors? Write your congressman! It's time the chimpanzees stopped being treated like second class citizens.



Ooooooo oooooo Oooooo aaaaahhh aahhhhhh! Yes, I will have another banana, thank you very much!

 

Yea people don't get it, there are some animals that can't be domesticated. Amy and I have come up with a theory. You see they were visiting their chimp, which they had abused, sexually or physically I dunno, anyhow when they show up the chimp is like "Hey this is the **** that beat me" and the other two are like, "oh yea, we'll **** him up".



I mean seriously how often do you hear of chimp attacks?

 

They thought he was there to steal their bitches.

 

he got Chimpanzowned

 

You foolish humans! Have you not seen the documentary films in the "Planet of the Apes" series? This is not fiction! This is a glimpse into your future. One day we shall have chewed off all your faces, enslaved your women for our monkeysex pleasures, and hung your severed ********* over our doorways like so much Christmas mistletoe!



Jojo