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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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BAD MONKEY!! They should be spanked....
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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**** those monkeys............serious
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 12:13 PM
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them's some vicious creatures.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Mar 8 2005, 10:12 AM
them's some vicious creatures.

Yeah stupis *** people think they're pets.......they were talking about that on howard stern the last couple of days...IT was hella funny
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:03 PM
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Dr. Maureen Martin, of Kern Medical Center, told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose.



Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that besides the damage to his face, Davis had his ********* and foot mauled off. Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, according to Chealander.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:05 PM
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That is some serious fighting skills, rip the ******* face off, then snag his nads and beat him with them, then you start ripping off his toes, my guess is that dude doesn't want to live.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:11 PM
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Sounds like the technique, "monkey steals the peach."
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:15 PM
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lol. yall knew theres always a reason for martial arts techniques found in animals.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by treceb' date='Mar 8 2005, 02:14 PM
lol. yall knew theres always a reason for martial arts techniques found in animals.

like Monkey Fist and his band of monkey ninjas?




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