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Old 03-08-2005, 11:56 AM
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:05 PM
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BAD MONKEY!! They should be spanked....
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:11 PM
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**** those monkeys............serious
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:13 PM
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them's some vicious creatures.
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Mar 8 2005, 10:12 AM
them's some vicious creatures.

Yeah stupis *** people think they're pets.......they were talking about that on howard stern the last couple of days...IT was hella funny
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Dr. Maureen Martin, of Kern Medical Center, told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose.



Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that besides the damage to his face, Davis had his ********* and foot mauled off. Buddy, a 16-year-old male chimp, initiated the attack and after he was shot, Ollie, a 13-year-old male, grabbed the gravely injured man and dragged him down the road, according to Chealander.
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Old 03-08-2005, 01:05 PM
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That is some serious fighting skills, rip the ******* face off, then snag his nads and beat him with them, then you start ripping off his toes, my guess is that dude doesn't want to live.
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Sounds like the technique, "monkey steals the peach."
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lol. yall knew theres always a reason for martial arts techniques found in animals.
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Originally Posted by treceb' date='Mar 8 2005, 02:14 PM
lol. yall knew theres always a reason for martial arts techniques found in animals.

like Monkey Fist and his band of monkey ninjas?

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