She looked like a white princess fiona from shrek. In ogre form.

 

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 01:45 PM']She looked like a white princess fiona from shrek. In ogre form.


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I think that's a yes

 

i guess that could be hot if youre into that kinda thing





... which i am!

 

I'm pretty sure she hasnt gotten any lovin since the bicentennial, so she's probably like a virgin by now. You might have to break the crust off though.

 

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:50 AM']I'm pretty sure she hasnt gotten any lovin since the bicentennial, so she's probably like a virgin by now. You might have to break the crust off though.


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thats ok, keeps it fresh

 

[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:52 AM']thats ok, keeps it fresh


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kinda like mustard when kept in the fridge for a long time.. gotta break the crusties off before you use it.

 

[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Aug 11 2005, 12:04 PM']kinda like mustard when kept in the fridge for a long time.. gotta break the crusties off before you use it.


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thats right, the only difference is that its not fun to eat the crusties from the mustard.



chewties!

 

[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:10 AM']thats right, the only difference is that its not fun to eat the crusties from the mustard.



chewties!


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chewties = wondershowzen, Excellent.



i just thought about the dave chappelle skit with r-kelly. Pee-Pee let me get a Poo poo lol



You drink criss, i drink ****

 

If you wanna pass you gotta take the pills, theyre the only reliable way to pass the test.



There';s many things you have to do, leading up to the test. You need to exercise becaus eyou only lose about 10% of the THC through your **** the other 90% is lost through sweating.



Drink black coffee, and just stay active overall.



The website for the pills is herbalclean.com, but its under construction, so here's another site:

http://www.vitaminusa.com/quictabbyher.html



They're called herbal Clean Quick Tabs.



When i was using them i would get the Quick Caps, which took 45 minutes to become effective, and would last 5-6 hours. I bought them from DNE which is just like GNC only smaller, most GNC's wont carry these pills, at least not in my tristate area because theyve been outlawed, but DNE doesnt care and carries them anyway (the drink is also outlawed, but the dirnks never work good and reliably anyway)



Now to get the pill to work effectively read the instructions and follow them to a T. Now they're instructions have changed from when they originally came out, so i stick to the original instructions which said:

1) No drugs for 24-48hours before the test

2) No large meals for 24 Hours before the test

3) No Fruit Juice

4) After taking pills **** frequently before the test to remove traces left in your system



Depending oin which pills you get (some take 2 hours to work, some take 1 hour, other takes 45 minutes) the directions for actually taking them differ.



For the 45 minute pills youd take 4 pills, drink 24 oz of water, wait 15 minutes, drink 24 oz of water again and in 30 minutes youd be clean for 5-6 hours.



Now if youd like to believe it doesnt work, go ahead, but i was on probation for 2 years, went once a week, was considered a "high failure risk" due to what i was arrested for, and was tested almost everytime i went. I smoked everyday, except the day before a test, multiple times a day.



Anyway, ive never failed a drug test in my life.



Nowadays tho im pretty clean and sober, i stick to drinking more now.



kevin.

 

Now everyone, let me introduce our newest member to the group: Kevin





Everyone say "Hi Kevin"









































HI KEVIN !