Drug Testing Question
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Joined: Jul 2002
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
One of my Collateral Duties in the Navy was a Urinalysis Test Administrator. We physically escorted you to the restroom and supervised the filling of the test sample. It was almost comical the lengths some DUMBSHIT would go thru to try to get someone elses **** in the bottle. Of course testifying at their Captains Mast (Non-Judicial Punishment) was also required after that.
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 739
From: Tulsa, OK
According to Banzai, I do drugs.
I've never so much as touched any drug. In fact, I moved out at 15 because my Mom did them. I lied and said I was 16, so I could work at McDonalds to support myself. Since he loves to judge my character, he'll probably say I'm a bad person for that.
Truth is, though, you guys are all alright. I'd roll off a fat chick to help any one of ya. Even you, Banzai.
Moral of story: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
I've never so much as touched any drug. In fact, I moved out at 15 because my Mom did them. I lied and said I was 16, so I could work at McDonalds to support myself. Since he loves to judge my character, he'll probably say I'm a bad person for that.
Truth is, though, you guys are all alright. I'd roll off a fat chick to help any one of ya. Even you, Banzai.
Moral of story: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 4,326
From: Richardson Texas
hmm addiction is addiction, doesnt matter whether its drugs or caffeine
stealing to satisfy your addiction is the same whether its drugs or caffeine, oh wait we werent talking about that were we? sorry
stealing to satisfy your addiction is the same whether its drugs or caffeine, oh wait we werent talking about that were we? sorry
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 24,416
From: Stuart, FL
Everyone has different criteria for a job I guess.
The FAA tests were crazy, you went into a bathroom with no sink, they had some instant hand sanitzer. They had a wrapper on the toilet and a die in the toilet that turned red or green or something like that if you pissed in it and of course if you flushed it, it left.
Fun part was once you got the ability to **** you had to cut it off, give them the cup and head for a bathroom.
Good times.
The FAA tests were crazy, you went into a bathroom with no sink, they had some instant hand sanitzer. They had a wrapper on the toilet and a die in the toilet that turned red or green or something like that if you pissed in it and of course if you flushed it, it left.
Fun part was once you got the ability to **** you had to cut it off, give them the cup and head for a bathroom.
Good times.
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 4,326
From: Richardson Texas
[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:41 AM']Yeah when I tested for cingular, the woman insisted she had to watch, but I flat out refused. I think she was just a perv, because they didnt watch anyone else before or after I went.
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was she hot?
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was she hot?